Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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