you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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