Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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