Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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