He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
