Christians are straight up FREAKS
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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