six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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