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Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dick very happy bro
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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