Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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