I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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