did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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