No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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