Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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