Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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