we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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