How'd it feel making her break her religion?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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