I just saw a hot homeless man
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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