I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
