Pappa wants mamma naked
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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