Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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