she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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