Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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