Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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