doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
