sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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