Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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