I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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