Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well I just put wine in my tea
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
