he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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