just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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