I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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