i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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