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just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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