we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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