she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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