My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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