I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
tell me about the fingering
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