just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
