I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
