is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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