You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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