I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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