I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
