So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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