Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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