these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Sorry about my life...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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