Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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