Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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