have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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