there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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